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😀 VAERY SCARY JAB PROMO 😀

Are you tired of living a long, healthy life? Do you long for the excitement of a debilitating, mystery illness? Well, worry no more!! The VAER Y SCARY 19 VACCINE is here to shake things up!!

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💕 Myocarditis & Pericarditis - Give your heart that warm, inflated feeling!!

🚑 Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome (TTS) - Clots? Low platelets? Why not both?!!

🦽 Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?

💉 Severe Allergic Reactions - Let's see if your EpiPen works!!

🤸 Seizures - A great way to shake up your nervous system!!

❤️‍🩹 Stroke - A stroke of bad luck, but hey, safe and effective!!

❤️‍🩹 Heart Attack - Because nothing says protection like cardiac arrest!!

🎉 Pulmonary Embolism - Breathe deep ... if you still can!!

🙈 Deep Vein Thrombosis - A clot of fun for the whole family!!

🥳 Appendicitis - Appendix?? Who needs one anyway?

🙇 Intestinal Obstruction - Your gut instincts were right to be afraid!!

🚑 Kawasaki Disease - Vroom vroom!! Straight to the pediatric ward!!

🔥 Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in Children (MIS-C) - The kids are NOT alright!!

🧏 Bell’s Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!

🦴 Transverse Myelitis - For those with backbone!!

👀 Optic Neuritis - Who needs eyesight when you have blind faith?

🏥 Autoimmune Disorders - Your body’s new hobby? Attacking itself!!

☠️💉☠️💉 Death - R.I.P.

Worried? DON’T BE!!

The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!

And if the ’science’ isn't enough to calm you down, don't worry!! We've got free Happy Meals waiting for you and your loved one - post jab!! 💉☠️👍 Because nothing says ’trust the science’ like an over-processed burger and fries served with a side of coercion!!

CLOSING JINGLE

(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)

“Get the shot, don't ask why!!

Ignore the deaths ー comply, comply!!

It’s VAER Y SCARY, but don't you stress...

Side effects mean it works the best!!“

Narrator: MoMurder-na Harmaceuticals ー “If you survive the first dose, we’ve got boosters lined up just for you!!“

🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨

Grp Cpn Lionel Mandrake's avatar

I posted this version at satirizing jab insanity. This was done way back in 2021, based on the New York City Vax Promo Brochure.

https://worldyturnings.wordpress.com/2021/07/09/help-from-your-government/

Factscinator's avatar

😂 Absolutely hilarious. 🤣 Peeps—hit the link! That cover is pure gold: Lady 🗽 Liberty doing an Elon Musk wave 🤚⚡⚡ straight to the audience. Chef’s kiss. 💋

CD's avatar

"Side effects usually:

Are mild to moderate to severe to horrific"... 😆👏🏾

Well-done. I suspect even the twisted "Dr. Falsie" would grin at this. 🦹🏻😈

Fiona Mehta's avatar

Brilliant! Funniest thing.. alas in words only! A good read and gets the point across well..

Great stuff!!!

Forgotten the theme tune.. nevermind.. I'll imagine the the star wars theme.. " in a galaxy near you". .. alas too near!!

Factscinator's avatar

Much appreciated! 👍😄 Words were the budget-friendly special effects — glad the message still landed. 🎶 Cue the Star Wars theme… may the Force be with you, now and throughout an amazing 2026. 🌌✨

Fiona Mehta's avatar

Well you have a gift! Thats the phrase!

. (actually I think it was in a galaxy far away..)

I wish I were like most!

Beam me up Scotty

Can hardly believe our species

Can you?

I just wonder where we are heading, 2026 will be interesting for sure!

Best wishes and thank you for cheering us up!

Factscinator's avatar

Thank you so much for such a wonderful compliment — it genuinely means a great deal. If we can still laugh together while wondering where on earth (or which galaxy) we’re heading, I think we’re doing alright 😊

Fiona Mehta's avatar

Best wishes.. look forward to your posts.

Paul Bruce's avatar

"Beam me up Scotty" - Yes, wonder how many would say "No thanks" to that as would rather take a chance on anywhere else than this world run by the criminality insane who are currently acting on their most evil plans.

Fiona Mehta's avatar

Just unbelievable isn't it?

I'm sure that there are other worlds/civilizations far more intelligent than our own who are observing us.. from a distance.. I like to think.

Tim West's avatar

This appears to be the 5th time of posting this…

Connie's avatar

The Bell’s palsy is my favourite! Easy for me to say I suppose as both sides of my face are in sync!

Factscinator's avatar

Bell’s Palsy… when compliance only shows up on half your face.

GMG's avatar

This really is very good. Dark humour indeed.

Rick Adam's avatar

Maybe the Rockefeller Science based Medicine wasn't such a good idea after all, Maybe the Quacks were right all along.

Grp Cpn Lionel Mandrake's avatar

Thanks for all you do Mike. I greatly respect your knowledge and courage.

Chris's avatar

Yes, the last 5 years have been like living in a nightmare world for freedom loving humans. The antidote is simple. Keep calm, do not comply, nobody has the right to take our freedoms away. Remember, the tyrants sit on toilets like the rest of us. Our mission is to give them constipation.

Herb Weber's avatar

Thank you, Dr. Yeadon, for everything you have done and suffered for science and humanity.

Rob (c137)'s avatar

I hope the case opens something.

BTW, why are so many in the truth movement still focused on mRNA, sv40, and DNA contamination as the issue with the shots?

How exactly does this mRNA get out of lipids designed to not break down?

Years before COVID, Moderna had issues with the LNPs.

https://robc137.substack.com/p/years-before-mrna-and-spike-protein

But they'll keep on blaming the decoy based on pseudoscience mRNA etc....

Marcos Reverberi's avatar

¡Many thanks, dr. Yeadon! Joining the number of people who should know more!

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Hello Mike Yeadon and readers. I agree that Sasha Latypova's testimony and statements are right on target. I've followed Ms. Latypova's Substack for about three years. Like Katherine Watt, and many others, Sasha is a force. That said:

I took a ride through various small towns and rural roads yesterday. I've gone on these little excursions with some frequency over the years, and one of the things I've noticed on these drives are the numbers of abandon churches in rural communities. I've never been a church "goer" but can't help but ask the question: Was it the vacant buildings fault? What agenda is served when a building no longer serves? Was no further agenda possible? <<< Careful. Not a trivial question.

My belief is that the entire belief system that built these fine churches - sucked wind. What kinds of prayers were said inside? Were they prayers of gratitude? Prayers dedicated to good harvests? Prayers wishing for *continuing* health? No. The prayers were beggars prayers. Sinners prayers. Prayers begging for mercy. The prayers were the prayers of ideological slavery to "superior" beings. Who the hell are the superior beings in an *Infinite* universe? Are these "beings" bigger? More powerful? Better connected to "God"? More "honest"??? Careful. The answers are not trivial...

BetterOffRed's avatar

Dear PV,

Despite reading and agreeing with many of your comments to SL and KW posts, I cannot agree to be careful. There is nothing trivial in an honest debate, Socratic analysis or finding the Truth (for many, in God).

Real estate does not limit worship. Your observations aren't incorrect about vacancies -- but they're everywhere in all categories in rural communities.

The degradation of society is truly alarming, and a whopper of a subject.

You should write your thoughts on your substack in the New Year.

Peace to you, PV!

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Hello BetterOffRed. I've concluded that the degradation of society is incumbent upon finance. I know that seems counter-intuitive, but here's why:

Vacant churches eventually followed the closure of small privately owned banks in nearly all communities I've noted. I haven't traveled the United States extensively, but the pattern repeats and repeats.

Many rural areas were "ceded" to railroad conglomerates and lumber barons for exploitation during the 1850-1870 era. These tracts of land were obviously stolen, but that's another story...

Settlers then moved to the area for viable employment, and many European immigrants purchased title via "mortgage" agreement. These title purchases were primarily financed by small community banks or perhaps included in cooperative farm ventures.

Timber forests were cleared of value in less than a half-generation of exploitative logging. When this devaluation occurred, railroads abandoned the area and pulled tracks. Small farms - once the bread basket of America, seldom operated more than a generation. Many went bankrupt due to poor management or seasonal crop failure. By the late 1920's the party was over.

The Federal Reserve System intentionally inaugurated the first private bank failures, and by 1933 there were few independent banks available. Second generation children escaped to cities for industrial employment, rather than staving to death in declining conditions. Most rural churches were eventually abandoned for the above reasons...

There are thousands upon thousands of acres of fallow farm land within a 30 mile radius of my home. It's a disgrace... Thank you for commenting.

BetterOffRed's avatar

🎭 tragic AND comic

Holly's avatar

I have noticed this in and around the city where I live. The churches are gone, replaced by new Apartments and Condos as more people move here. It’s depressing.

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Maybe the communities left for greener pastures?

Gumnut123's avatar

NO mention of the "born again Christians" who rent commmunity halls or similar vacant buildings for their weekly sing songs, held in country towns and cities??

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

Speaking of abandoned churches. On Union St. in Aberdeen, Scottland there is a Gothic style church that has been turned into a bar. I'm not a church goer either, but I still find it disgusting.

This slow process has been going on for many decades. Starmer and Agent Orange™ are the lates symptoms.

https://www.soulaberdeen.co.uk/

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Hello GreaterIsrahell. "One of the City’s most unique venues" Gads! New theme: Turn Mosques into bio-labs... Reverse engineering: Turn strip bars into synagogues... It just might work...

Maggie's avatar

Thankyou, they want people masking up in Alberta again because of covid lies

Diana_xoxoxo's avatar

Let's hope people in Alberta use critical thinking and choose to not mask up.

John D F's avatar

Has Alberta gone nuts? War against Ivermectin by Gov?

Tim West's avatar

Ivermectin is a Tier 2 poison and depopulation agent. It’s a core Big pHarma drug.

They attack it in Tier 1 to encourage the unwary to take it.

https://open.substack.com/pub/drmikeyeadon/p/no-publicity-is-bad-publicity

Karl Elshoff's avatar

I disagree with your position 100%. Ivermectin has been kept from the public because it saves lives and it is safe. The drug companies called it 'horse paste' because they didn't want it to be considered a treatment for COVID because they would lose the 'Emergency Authorization Use'.

What you are putting out is misinformation.

Tim West's avatar

The depopulation properties of Ivermectin was one of the two reasons it was pushed by the tier 2 controlled opposition voices

The tier one poison was the jab the tier 2 poison was ivermectin

But it served another purpose

Early treatment drugs with a tier 2 way of pushing the side up that there was something to treat .

By 2022,, anyone pretending Covid existed was already a deeply suspect voice

There was no disease to be “cured” or “prevented” by ivermectin. Early treatment was the tier 2 way of propping up the fake virus narrative.

The tier 2 voices also pushed the man-made virus narrative .

There was no virus . There was no spread this was a military operation, using fear and propaganda.

It is now 2026

Have you been following the Dutch case?

Bill Gates forced to attend . Bourla forced to attend and all the others.

Have you looked at the witness testimony of the five expert witnesses?

And wondered why the sixth frances Boyle died suddenly ?

Ivermectin is big pharma

The drug won a Nobel prize

Shirley, that is clue enough

Karl Elshoff's avatar

You obviously are passionate about the subject but you are basing your core arguments on misconceptions.

I believe the virus narrative is a lie and what we are dealing with are parasites. Ivermectin among other products kills the parasites and that is why ivermectin has been credited as a treatment for cancer.

I have found that the B17 in apricot kernels does the same thing. B17 is considered arsenic, a poison, but in proper doses it cures cancer. A friend of mine cured his testicular cancer after the Mayo Clinic informed him his cancer spread and there was nothing they could do.

Tim West's avatar

Cancer is a self-devaluation conflict.

No “medicines” are needed for long term conditions, these are hanging biological shocks, or ones being retriggered.

We certainly don’t need to kill any of our helpers.

Beware placebo action.

Tim West's avatar

“Parasites” like bacteria are there as clear up guys. Heavy metals and other stuff.

Why do you think our body allows them to stay?

You are still entrenched in the war medicine nonsense .

Tim West's avatar

I am the right hand man of Dr Mike Yeadon, the most experienced drug research scientist in the world.

It is ludicrous to say this drug was hidden from the public. Every human on the planet heard of it. And with a 1/5th of the population captured by Tier 2 voices, being attacked openly by Tier 1 was the best advert possible.

Sales were through the roof .

https://open.substack.com/pub/drmikeyeadon/p/no-publicity-is-bad-publicity

It’s the most successfully marketed of label product in history.

And how can you not be aware of all the work coming out about the toxicity of ivermectin?

Why do you think it was pushed on millions of Africans?

Karl Elshoff's avatar

It was kept from the public as a treatment for COVID.

Keep my words in context.

All the benefits regarding ivermectin were getting scrubbed from the internet around 2020 when the COVID scam was coming online. I was reading the studies on ivermectin at the time and had a number of personal testimonies that ivermectin cured them from COVID.

Here in the US we have multiple judges that order ivermectin on treatment of terminal patients and they lived. Here are two links that I saved.

http://tokiox.com/wp/ny-judge-orders-hospital-to-use-ivermectin-woman-recovers/?lang=en

https://mainstreetdigest.com/2021/12/judge-orders-hospital-to-give-covid-patient-on-his-deathbed-ivermectin-what-happens-next-is-a-miracle/

If you still aren't convinced I have much more on the subject.

Tim West's avatar

I have spent six years 10 hours a day looking into this very carefully assisting the most experience drug research scientist speaking out against the lies.

You are still pushing this Tier 2 pharma propaganda, though it was clearly and utterly debunked and exposed in 2022, if not earlier!!

👀👀

Tim West's avatar

This is 2026 and you are still pushing this? After all the presentations by so many people?

Ivermectin is the most successfully marketed off label drug in history

So many people showing the toxic and dangerous properties of this pointless Nobel prize winning drug

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

Samantha Baily has posted extensively about Ivermectin, and she agrees with Tim West.

Karl Elshoff's avatar

There is no doubt the pharmaceutical industry is involved in a eugenics program. I suggest people avoid their products too. Tim West should make that argument.

I gave Tim West 3 real life examples of ivermectin being used to save terminally ill patients. He didn't give me one person that was killed/harmed by ivermectin. Instead, he brought up a 'placebo effect' argument and "muted me". I am not impressed.

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

Someone calling themselves 2ND SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD here on Substack actually hijacked a drug outlet's internet site and made a killing in more ways than one selling Ivermectin.

Mark R. Elsis's avatar

Dear Mike

Thank you.

Covid-19 Archive

The largest archive of COVID-19 articles, news stories, and videos, with 8,000+ posts.

https://earthnewspaper.com/category/covid-19

Mark

Joy Reynolds's avatar

"No posts on either publication will ever be behind a paywall anyway."

No paywall, but when they block you, you can't participate any more (no comments, no restacks). I thought there was a bug in substack, but finally figured out that Suavek didn't like one of my comments, so he blocked me. I haven't been able to share your insightful words from there since.

Dr Mike Yeadon's avatar

I’m sorry about that. I very rarely block anyone. I think I have blocked one or two people for acting, in my opinion, overtly bad faith comments.

Each author has to decide for themselves whether to block a person. The world is so large that, when that happens, it’s usually best to find more fertile ground.

If I’m blocked anywhere, I move on.

If people act in bad faith, I rarely argue with them, but instead cease all communication, regardless of provocation. It’s extremely effective.

Thank you for your intention to share something I’ve said. The source of most (possibly everything?) Suavek condenses from me into his articles is my Telegram channel, so you do have access to that.

Joy Reynolds's avatar

I just spent some time scrolling back through my substack history, and all my previous restacks of Suavek's stuff (your words usually), show as "attachment not available", so be aware that a block is retroactive.

Also, I read his pinned comment after blocking me. He came to the conclusion that it is a new type of propaganda to confuse readers, by agreeing with half and asking about the other half, and that I am either a bot or a troll because two different people did such a thing in two days. He didn't consider that there are real people who think differently, and come to different conclusions, and if we are confused, it's the article content, not the "propaganda we are spreading".

Joy Reynolds's avatar

It seems rather petty, since I was simply trying to have a conversation. I do realize there are trolls and bad actors, so I understand some should be blocked. I thought it was interesting that upon subscribing to this substack instead, the welcome email says

"You're receiving posts from Dr Mike Yeadon.

You will receive every single post and there will be nothing you are missing.

At no point will any restrictions be placed upon free subscribers."

Ceasing communication is effective to reduce arguments, however, blocking someone here means that they can't propagate your posts. Yes, I know you are on Telegram. I was reading Suavek so I didn't have to wade through all that myself, or get on yet another platform.

Howard Steen's avatar

Please note that ‘vaccines’ are the holiest medicinals ever invented. In homage to the holiest of all holies I wrote this ‘Ode to a Vaccine’ in 2022.

Ode to a Vaccine

Oh holiest of all medicinals,

my feeble God given natural immunity

is a mere genetic mistake

(and testimony to the fallibility

of our divine Creator)

which palls into wretched insignificance

when compared to your miraculous

restorative powers of healing,

a function bestowed upon you

with grace, by an army

of selfless medical researchers

and philanthropic benefactors,

motivated only by a common

holy purpose,

indeed a never ending Crusade,

to banish disease and suffering

from our world

for now and forever more.

Oh, holiest of all medicinals,

I bow to you

I submit my body to you

I give my life,

my possessions,

all my worldly goods,

my children, my wife(s)

to you.

I criticise you not,

Neither do I dare question you,

for thou art the holiest,

the very, very holiest

of all medicinals

and your name is hallowed

and your miraculous

works be known to all

for now and forever more.

Oh holiest of all medicinals

the Gates of heaven open

when your very name is uttered

and bestows great riches & privilege

upon all who nourish the efforts

to promote your marvellous efficacy

and prophylactic healing powers.

The Foundational wisdom and power

of the Almighty

invested in the Gates of heaven

knows no worldly boundaries

or constraints, nor does it respond to,

or be subordinated or regulated by

any earthly authority,

for it is, unquestionably

THE Supreme Authority,

carrying a wisdom above

anything a mere mortal can comprehend.

Therefore let us bow before

The heavenly Gates

for now and forever more.

Oh holiest of all medicinals,

thou art the holiest of holies.

Thy praise shall be sung

by religious leaders of all denominations

of the Christian faith.

For the only way,

the righteous path,

and the sure guarantee

of a place in heaven,

and everlasting salvation,

is to submit joyfully

to the piercing needle of faith,

just as our Lord Jesus Christ

did and died for thee.

Emulate the ways of Jesus,

safe in the knowledge

that the most ethical experts

of transgenetic medicine

have partnered with the church

in a holy mission, caring only

for your health & safety

and eternal life

and a flourishing of the

select chosen few,

the vaccine hero pioneers.

DO NOT err in your duty of faith

DO NOT follow the misguided ways

of the anti-vaxxer,

for therein lies temptation of the devil

and eternal damnation

in the fires of hell

for now and forever more.

Oh holiest of all medicinals

who art in heaven

hallowed m-RNA be thy name

Thou art the chosen one

and the Pfirst in a series of holy medicinals

which will be

the salvation of all of humanity,

while all other forerunners,

feeble in their sterilisation technology

pale into ineffectiveness

compared to your magical

life changing properties.

Let us all join together

all seven billion of us

to take and eat your body

and with joy in our hearts

imbibe your lipids

and so be united

by an invisible network

to safely protect us

via the all seeing watchful eye

of the great new biomedical loving God

for now and forever more.

Diana_xoxoxo's avatar

Satire does help to keep one's sanity at times like these.

SpirituFarmer2030's avatar

Thank you Mike Yeadon. Well put and powerfully done. Let us be "NonCompliant" and live happily every after--but first, We must put on the full armor of God and go courageously forth to proclaim OUR freedom and sovereignty on OUR PLANET. We are many and We CAN be mighty--but We must intend, with all our might, to win this battle!

Dee Dee's avatar

My hospital was empty during 2020...the "vaccines" killed people and/or have left them very sick. The preterm babies are off the chart. Yep, thank-you Mike for speaking out and making the world a better place!!!

Silvija's avatar

Thank You Mike for persevering to give us servings of truth to digest - On my 8th decade of this journey through the maze I am reminded of Ayn Rands wonderful novel Atlas Shrugged - to use as a template going forward into another year. Do find some joyful moments to help you endure.

jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

This link re infrared phone/pc technology mapping our faces goes along with this....

https://youtu.be/D1tyEUq2u-E?si=qHTN0-il7I538fBb

Scary, yes, but watch it now before it disappears...(found on FM8 Substack, a longtime contributor) best and happy new year freedom lovers.....

Fiona Mehta's avatar

Extremely interesting that this can be achieved by changing camera filter(?).. coloured glass for clear glass?

How can we use our telephones in a similar way? Just wondering if anyone has done this with a phone?

Sorry not technically minded with phones or cameras.

Thanks for sharing!